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Hollywood’s “Biggest” Actors… Below the Belt
There’s not much you can keep secret once you’re famous, and that includes details about your private parts. Thanks to a series of TMI quotes — and even a bit of photographic evidence — we’ve compiled a list of male celebs with some of the biggest packages in Hollywood. Click through to see who made the cut (no pun intended).
Hollywood’s “Biggest”: Vinny Guadagnino
Any Jersey Shore fan can tell you that Vinny’s got quite the large, er, Italian sausage. His once-flingSnooki broke the news in one of hermany TMI moments. As she put it, hooking up with him was “like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.” That girl certainly has a way with words.
Hollywood’s “Biggest”: Michael Fassbender
George Clooney threw an unusual compliment into his acceptance speech at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards when he gave a shout-outto fellow nominee Michael Fassbender, who went nude inShame. He joked that Michael could play golf with his hands behind his back.
George isn’t the only actor who’s helped Michael score a few more holes-in-one, if you know what we mean. During a March 2012 Human Rights Campaign gala, Michael’sPrometheus co-star Charlize Theron quipped, “Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.”
Hollywood’s “Biggest”: Steve McQueen
Late actor Steve McQueen’s business was once described by an ex as “two Coors beer cans welded together.” Whoa. Given that he’s the grandfather of The Vampire Diaries stud Steven R. McQueen(Jeremy Gilbert), we can’t help but wonder if it’s a family trait.
Hollywood’s “Biggest”: Willem Dafoe
Director Lars Von Trier decided that Willem Dafoe would have to use a body double for the scene inAntichrist where he cuts off his own penis. According to Lars, the actor is so well-endowed that “everybody got very confused when they saw it.” Jeez!
Hollywood’s “Biggest”: Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig admitted to Vanity Fair that his, er, manhood is what he values most in life. While that sounds like a joke, Dame Judi Dench revealed that his “most treasured possession” is no laughing matter. The actress happened to see it while filmingCasino Royale and let slip that it’s “an absolute monster!” Watch out!
Hollywood’s “Biggest”: David Beckham
If you’ve seen David Beckham’s H&M bodywear ads, you should have no doubt that Victoria Beckham’s rave reviews of her husband’s package are accurate. She told The Sun that what you see in the photos is what you get (or at least what she does). “It is all his,” spilled the former Spice Girl. “It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
And what does Becks have to say for himself? When asked about stuffing for underwear shoots, he responded, “Let’s just say I’ve been told I don’t need any help in that department. I think I’m pretty OK!”